My garden trampled
By hundred pound dumb-ass dog
Children, close the gate!
Okay, I'm not sure this qualifies in terms of the "spirit" of haiku, but at least the sylable count is right.
Once I've finished schlepping the ump-teenth load of dirt and/or mulch, I'll post a couple of pictures of what I've been spending to much of my time and energy on (since, obviously, I've not been blogging!). I hope I mange to actually grow something edible ;)